The end of the Beard Masons, and at long last, compromise.
No Shave No More
Well… today is the last day of “No Shave November.”
I’ve proven myself. Uncle Enzo has accepted me and I am now no longer obligated to post daily photos of my beard.
Am I going to shave, you wonder? No. I figure I’ll keep it… at least for a little while.
There is one last thing that I have to do and that you all need to join me in.
That abomination of a journalist, Caroline Winters, is apparently “revealing” us, our society, to all of UMW in front of Lee at 4:30 tomorrow.
She has to be stopped. Nothing can stand up to the power of the Beards. So bring with you your facial hair and stop her for the good of us all.






